- "Johnny, for the last time, get off my mountain! Because you can't trick me! 'Cause I'm the Ski Captain! And nobody beats me! This is my mountain! MY MOUNTAIN! (laughs maniacally)"
- —The Ski Captain, enraged at Johnny's attempts to ski the Behemoth without a parent
The Ski Captain is the ski instructor at the ski resort seen in the episode Downhill Johnny. He serves as the main antagonist of the episode, where he prevents Johnny from skiing down the Behemoth due to the trail being rated NK-13 (No kids under the age of 13 can ski down the trail without being accompanied by a parent). However, he does let Dukey ski down the trail, being convinced by his story of being "a teen with a rare hair disorder".