Preschool Parole Officer is a movie starring Speed McCool. It was shown in Coming to a Johnny Near You. It was supposed to be a action movie but Speed McCool kept getting chased around by kids and beaten up by ninjas. Unlike the other Speed McCool movies, not very many people like the movie. It lacks the action such as car chases, explosions and real violence. Instead, it had boring preschoolers. Not much else is known about this movie. Johnny and Dukey both said it was a awful movie.